............this is my hubby's new nickname for me. I found this out when I checked out my Facebook account the other day and his post was "Waiting for the War Dept to get home from work." We are happily married because he is funny and I like funny! Some other Kevin-isms(that are decent enough to post..hah):
Hooves - this is what we now call our feet. It all started because one time he picked me up and said "Boy, you are getting heavy on the hoof." He did not mean it in a bad way. And if I wasn't laughing so hard, I would have been pissed and slapped him!
Knucka - another nickname I have had for years. It is short for knucklehead. No worries, I call him that too. People think we are weird, but it has worked for us for over 13 years. (or as he says LONG years!)
Medusa - another nickename. My hair is wild in the mornings. He says it looks like I have snakes coming out of my head.
Cupcake - another nickname. This one is so sweet it gave me a cavity!
Spousal frequency - Kevin is a full time Air Force Reservist and has to take annual hearing tests. He says he passed but failed the "spousal" frequency, so that is why he does not hear me a lot of times.
Spousal encouragement - he says he does not nag. He is just giving me spousal encouragement.
Paws - this is our hands. Not sure why he came up with this one other than the obvious. But he does call them that.
Cacti- plural for cactus when referring to my unshaven legs. Is this even a real word?
Firecracker hair - he actually stole this one from my mom. She asked me once if I combed my hair with a firecracker. He quickly latched on to this one!
Darth (as in Vader) - He says he sleeps with "Darth". I have to sleep with a C-Pap. Which is a breathing mask because I have sleep apnea.
There are others things, but they are a little racy. God, I love this man!
He says he was protecting our country when this was taken.