For My Girls!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -


Old age ain't no place for sissies ..
-Bette Davis-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-


When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.


Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss